my side of the story

Hi friends and fans it is I Kenny Rogers and I want to set the record straight on a few things. Chocolate Milk isn't good for you and there isn't any kind of voodoo scientist you can find that can prove that it is. I also want to clear the air on my relationship with Wilford Brimley. Wilfy and I are life partners but there is so much more to life partnership than there is to romance.
For example every day at noon I wake up and walk to the mail box to see if old Wilfy's diabetes medication has arrived. I pray that it is there when I get to the mailbox otherwise he is going to be cranky and there is a good chance he will beat me. I don't mind the beatings so much it's the verbal abuse. Sometimes when he is hitting me with a sock full of golf balls he yells "Do you see the Islands in the Stream of blood running down your face."

Most days are good for me, I sit on the porch and wonder why I smell like onions and rub gold bond on my lesions.

That is all for today but I have so much more to talk about.
thank you for checking out my blog

Hearts and Kisses
Kenny

PS why do you beat me?