Stuck between Christmas and New Year

Sorry I haven't blogged in a few days but I just got off of my 25th anniversary Christmas Tour. this year was the best. Me and Wilfey had a quite Christmas, Wilfey Over Dosed on hist Diabetes medication and was too out of it to beat me this year. Christmas morning we exchanged gifts. I got Wilfey a Satin Bathrobe with a airbrushed portrait of me on the back. I would like to thank the folks down a Cooters Garage in Gatlinburg for helping me pick out this present. Wilfey got me a subscription to Readers Digest and some frozen Bologna.

I'm looking forward to New Years eve, I will be in Birmingham Al with some good friends and I plan on drinking myslef so silly I will find Wynona Judd attractive again. the first time I dated Wynona we went to the Red Lobster in Franklin TN. We did the all you can eat shrimp dinner, they couldn't bring the Shrimps fast enough so Wynona ate a few starfish right out of the fish tank to keep herself full. Those were the days my friend. I'll never forget the way big Wynona would look into my eyes and tell me that I remind her of her first lover Ed Asner. That was truly a precious moment for me and maybe the first time I felt true love.

Black history month is coming so I need to try and fake my tolerance for other races. this picture should work