I too had a dream

I once had a dream that I looked like this man and that I was able to teleport anywhere in the world by eating a 20 piece chicken nugget box. If you know me you know I don't need no dippin sauce cause my mouth makes all kinds of cool flavors on it's own.

At the end of the dream I woke up and I drank a glass of water with a goldfish in it. don't worry now there wasn't any animal cruelty that goldfish had been dead for at least a week and was starting to stink up my trailer.

today I got a late start on my household chores. I meant to feed the chickens but I forgot so they will have to peck around for loose change or maybe feed on each other. They're animals after all what do they need me for they should know how to live off the land. I set up a new play list in my ipod. I don't want to spoil it for anyone but I can tell you there are four hall and oates songs and three Mega Death songs. Talk about your smooth transitions. Speaking of smooth, have you seen my face lately? ha you kids and your jokes, I'm off now to right a book about how Lolapalooza ruined alternative music in the 90's.