refreshing glass of water

The FCC reports that American's aren't drinking enough water. I always thought dropping an ice cube in my Jack Daniels was enough but according to a joke I read in readers digest two wongs don't make you white. I don't know exactly what that means but I think it has something to do with Welch's grape soda pulling calcium from your bones and not getting a minimum of 64 ounces of water a day could cause one to get Multiple Personality disorder. One day i went a month without drinking any water and my skin looked like that kids face from "head of the class" and I started to act like Danny Devito at the DMV. To say the least I was a bit cranky. So friends I sit here today with a bottle of aquafina and a new outlook on life. May you find peace in this world of confusion.