I do my share of apperances and show up to kiss babies for virtually no money at charity events. It's these little things that make me a great person. The one thing I can't stand is when other performers try and impress me. I'm Kenny Rogers dammit I can't be impressed. I hate when I am in the Gatlinburg Gay bar and I run into Ten Danson and he is all like "Kenny you wouldn't believe what I just did!!" In my head I'm saying you're right Ted I won't believe it.
Ted is always going on about how much money he made from Cheers and how he hoodwinked Whoopie Goldberg into co-signing on a big screen tv that he never paid for. Sure now Whoopie's credit is in the shitter but what does Ted care he thinks all black people have bad credit. Sorry I am getting off track here.
I guess the point I am trying to make is that I am Kenny Rogers and I rules!!!
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