stool softener

Eating seat cushions doesn't help the pain. anybody have any family remedies they want to share with me? On an unrelated note I have to tell you I got this thing called an ipod. it's a pretty cool little dealeo you can put all of your songs on it and jam out to it. I think this ipod thing is going to take off. I tire of music pretty easily so I gutted out the inards of my ipod and now use it to store my weed. i hope the po po don't read this blog. Anyway I am looking forward to being alone this Valentines day. If I hook up before then I will be surprised. I have been getting booty calls from former Senator Fred Thompson but I've been there done that.