the man

when people say the man is keeping them down they are talking about yours truly aka the Gambler aka Big Kenny aka sexy beard.

The other morning I was walking down the interstate for a bit of excercise and I ran into a can collecting homeless man. the man's race is not important but he was drinking a warm welches grape soda and was wearing a rip tupac shirt that was three sizes too small. OK I am sure you guessed by now I was talking to one of "those" chinese fellas.

He was a nice enough kid, he told me he won season one of last comic standing but I had no idea what that meant. He did a few comedy routines for me then showed me a chart on how many laughs he gets per second. It was greek to me but the kid had a nice ass and soft hands.

The kid who seemed to be some kind of fan of mine. he kept saying he was that fan or some weird bs. He also kept telling me the man was keeping him down I said he wasn't he said the man was keeping him down. This went on for about 6 hours until I finally ripped his knee caps off and held him on the gravel shoulder of the road and said NOW THE MAN IS KEEPING YOU DOWN.

end of Blog sexy beard out.

a little something for the peoples

It isn't every day I wake up without a hangover or a burning sensation betwixt my thighs. Today I sprang out of bed at 10:00am and ran over to post this blog. In my dreams I wrote a song and I need to type it out before I forget it so here it is a brand new lyric from your friend and lover Kenny Rogers

When I dance they call me macarena
and the boys they say that I´m buena
they all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if your good i take you home with me

A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena
A-Hai

Now don´t you worry ´bout my boy friend
the boy who´s name is Wilford Brimley
I don´t want him, ´cause sent him
he was no good so I - hahaaaa
Now, come on, what was I supposed to do ?
He was outta town and his two friends were soooo fine

Claps Ahai Ahai
Keys

Lach
Come and find me, my name is Macarena
always at the party,
´cause the chicos think I´m buena
come join me, dance with me
and all your fellows cat hello with me

NEW CD

I know right like finally a new KR CD. Well let's not get too excited I am doing one of those Mash up CDs with Jay Z. Basically we are going to take Islands in the stream and mix it into Big Pimpin. DJ poor handwriting just finished the fine time to leave me lucille hard knock life mash up. It's pretty damn sweet if you ask me and my stinky beard.

I am going to have one new song on this CD. It's a duet I am going to do with Linda Carter called Super Woman Awesome Man. It's an autobiographic song that will be done in long form with an orchestra and a human beat box. We're thinking of using Tina Turner for the beat box. that ho can take a punch.

I may upload some Mp3's on my myspace page

new digs

So I moved into my new mobile home today. It's two double wides stacked on top of each other with a spiral stair case on the outside of the home to get between floors.
I don't know what I am going to do when it rains. I hate to go outside just to get up the stairs but a kenny has to do what a kenny has to do. The trailer park I live in is pretty nice. They have an up ground pool in the front and a bbq pit for cooking hot dogs and making meth.

I built a fish pond in the back yard and filled it with Marlin. I wonder how long those suckers can live in fresh water? anyway it doesn't matter I have a web cam hooked up to the pond and it's fun to watch them flop around and cross swords all day.

Good talking to you folks again and keep an eye out for my new cd called. Kenny Freakin Rogers Dammit. It's a children's album