People can be faker than my face sometimes. I just want to take those people and poke there eyeballs out with my dirty finger nails and scream now do you see my point A-Rod.
sorry kids Kenny hasn't had his coffee yet today and I get a bit cranky sometimes. One time I was down at the Shoney's breakfast buffet and I told the lady I wanted a cup of coffee then I went to fix my plate. I piled suasage, bacon, chicken nuggets (who knew?), pudding, eggs, french toast sticks, ranch dressing and a slice of mango on my plate and went to sit back down in my comfy booth in the smoking section. As I sat down I noticed Delores didn't bring my coffee yet and I was ready to eat. I picked up my plate flung it clear across the restaurant and it broke the plastic cover on the crane machine game. Kids went nuts looting the machine, grandparents were crying and I still hadn't had my coffee. I did the only think I knew how to do, I walked in the back shoved dolores' head in one of the big silver sink basins and didn't let her up until she went limp. I didn't kill her she was smart enough to know stop moving so I think she's dead. This wasn't the first time this happened.
to make a long story short I got my breakfast free that day and the manager made me a fresh batch of coffee. Ahhhh good times.
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