his name is peanut and he is a hamster. Here is a list of reasons why he is the best
1) He never tried to steal any of my women or more importantly any of my men
2) He leaves me the cutest little love droppings
3) He doesn't complain about the way I stink up the bathroom
4) He loves to watch movies and go for long walks on the hamster wheel
5) He gets all comfy in my beard then he makes the cutest little hamster farts
6) He's not afraid to lie to people's face to protect our relationship
He's the best ever and I feel really bad that I stepped on him this morning because he ate all of the mallowmars. He deserved to die for that, I am sorry and I will miss him but you don't take Kenny's mallowmars.
Sexy Beard Out
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