Big slab of meat

Sorry folks Kenny was in the hospital because someone hit him in the head with a big slab of uncooked meat. The Kenny is fine don't you worry about my pretty little beard. After I came out of the coma and learned to walk again and I am almost back to normal. The only part of my brain that isn't working is the part I use to sing duets with. I keep singing the girl part.

The kenny wants to thank all his Roger Goggers for sending cool cards and nice flowers.

Soprano's

I'm a tenor myself and don't care for high pitched singing

The Bee Gees

This is a pretty good band, does anyone know if I can catch them live any time soon. I like the new sound and the blend of dance beats and high pitched gayness their voices offer. It's tough being the Kenny these days. I have been getting twice the amount of hate mail lately. I think a lot of it has to do with my stance on torturing small animals as a way of relaxation therapy. I am pretty sure these animals don't have a soul and should be proud to offer their bodies and life to further a stress free human race. If you disagree you can take your hippie ass back to Nazi Germany and listen to your Kraftwerk CDs in peace over there.

Man I get myself all rilled up when I share my political views. I am going to drink a flavored water and get my beard trimmed.