I believe children are the future and that is why I am buying so many of them from third world countries. Once they arrive in the mail you clean them up teach them some beard trimming techniques then you can resell them on ebay for a huge profit.
The other day I went to lunch with that sexy beast Danny DeVito. He was so high on uppers that he actually paid for my Baconator and Frosty. That's another 5 bucks I can put towards my plastic surgery fund.
I have one more money making technique I would love to share with my Roger's Blogger's but I am afraid that you kids would take the idea and use it as your own. What the hell the Kenny is a giver.
Every Sunday morning I put on a tuxedo and a turban and I walk into Wal-Mart with an empty backpack. I load the back pack up with various meats and garden tools then I walk out the front door without paying. Who is going to stop a well dressed towel head with a backpack?? That's using the silver topped noggin innn it? I then take the items to a local flee market and sell the meats and tools to illegal Mexicans at a huge discount. A few more months of running this scam and i will have enough money to record another album
Sexy Beard Out
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