Don't Freak out

I'm helping my buddy Dale out by posting his blog on my blog. He's a good guy he just doesn't have inernet access so what the hell I'll help him out. checkhim out at http://dalelovesthebuzz.blogspot.com/

As for me I'm doing pretty good these days. my infections are starting to clear up and I only have to go to physical therapy 4 times a year. I don't know how I strained my beard but I am glad it is starting to heal.

Charles Barkley called me the other day and asked me who is in my t-Mobile fav five I told him not his black ass. we giggled a little kissed and then I gave him the following list.



5) Wilford Brimley. yes my old lover Wilfey. I know he beats me and treats me like crap but I still love him and I hope one day we can be together




4) Yeah Dave Mustaine. Dave has always been my biggest musical influence and the Kenny is proud to model his career after the Megadeath Master of Music



3) Wink Martindale IS RIGHT!!



2) Sean Puff Daddy P Diddy Combs. We talk on the phone for 4 hours a night. We usually talk about baseball, politics, deep sea fishing and the Indigo Girls. he's good peoples



1) NO BRAINER!! The other love of my life

Sexy Beard OUT

Just like the fall guy

I'm not the kind to kiss and tell... Until now... I hate to brag but back in the day I had a thing with Loni Anderson


yeah that Loni Anderson. I can't believe I kept my silver beard shut about it for this long. I don't know why it didn't last. Maybe it was my bisexuality that turned her off, maybe she couldn't look directly at my facial hair. I guess I will never know. But just for the record let it be known that I had a relationship with Loni Anderson.

yeah this Lonie anderson


I really thought she was the one. I didn't mind her bad breath or her wolf like body odor. I was in love with Loni.

yeah this Loni



I don't know why I'm admitn' to all this now. She hasn't aged as gracefully as me and my silver stache.

yeah this Loni



Sexy Beard Out