Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Just like the fall guy

I'm not the kind to kiss and tell... Until now... I hate to brag but back in the day I had a thing with Loni Anderson


yeah that Loni Anderson. I can't believe I kept my silver beard shut about it for this long. I don't know why it didn't last. Maybe it was my bisexuality that turned her off, maybe she couldn't look directly at my facial hair. I guess I will never know. But just for the record let it be known that I had a relationship with Loni Anderson.

yeah this Lonie anderson


I really thought she was the one. I didn't mind her bad breath or her wolf like body odor. I was in love with Loni.

yeah this Loni



I don't know why I'm admitn' to all this now. She hasn't aged as gracefully as me and my silver stache.

yeah this Loni



Sexy Beard Out

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