Not much has changed for the Kenny, I recently had a face lift to remove some pimples. It's kind of like throwing the baby out with the bath water but you know me I don't like babies, or baths, or water or throwing things. The only thing I throw is my weight around the local VFW. I wonder how those vets feel knowing that I can walk in at anytime and take their women away from them. It's great to be the Kenny.
I have been playing a little co-ed soccer. Here's a picture of our goalie Sea Biscuit
Don't tell anyone but I kinda have a crush on that Philly.
On an unrelated but newsworthy note I have a new video coming out.
It's called take that you tube and stick it where the sun don't shine. I am so sick of You Tube spreading lies about me and Wilfred Brimley. For those of you who think we are back together as a hot power couple we're not. We have been able to bury the armpit and become good friends. Friends with benefits? Yes. Lovers? No. It takes a lot for me to be called someones lover. Just ask Dan Rather! I made him jump through hoops of fire in a clown costume before I ever held him in my arms and cried lover. Danny boy wiped my tears and returned my love by telling me "An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger."
Thanks Danny Boy
Thank you for the memories
Sexy Beard Out
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