Maybe I'm lucky? Maybe it's divine intervention? Maybe I have had enough lot lizard love that my mind expanded 10x that of John Lennon? Actually I think each one of my beard follicles has a mind of it's own and those minds are all connected via some silver grid that sends energy waves to my brain. Possible? No? Impossible? Still no!!
I don't want to turn this blog into a look at me and my beard and think about how smart I am thing... too late? Well if you're like me you hate dumb people!! Did you ever talk to someone so dumb that by the end of the conversation you wanted to listen to an entire Ringo Starr Record? No? Then you have never spoken with Mario Van Peebles. I first met Mario back in 1981 when we were working on "Waltz of the Stork". I taught him how to project in a theater and he taught me how to drool in the key of G#. I remember at the end of a show one night it took him 45 minutes to take his shoes off. He couldn't remember which one he put on first and he didn't want to take them off in the wrong order. Duh everyone knows left shoe first middle shoe second.
I don't want to turn this blog into a look at how dumb Mario Van Peebles is thing... to late? OK well here are the top 10 dumb things Mario Van Peebles has said to me.
10) Is that a Cadillac in your pants or are you just happy it's not a Cadillac in your pants.
9) Ishtar? I hardly knew her
8) Thank God Paul McCartney broke up with the Beatles and invented Buffalo Wings
7) I should have won something for my role in Rappin
6) BRRRRRR GGRRRRR POOOOP
5) This is my mini van I named it Mario Van Persons
4) Damn these gas prices are crazy yo
3) Is that a new beard or the same one you always have
2) Do Run Run Da Do Run Run
1) Sausage is bad for you
Sexy Beard OUT!!!!
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