How I would fix the economy.

I can fix the economy!!! Look what I did for the record business and that's in the economy, or am I thinking of something else?

Anyway here is where we get America back on track:

1) All men 18 and up should grow a silver beard and learn how to sing harmony

2) Tax the hell out of the poor, they're used to being broke. Don't make us rich people
pay for everything

3) Make Beanie Babies a legal tender

4) Let as many Mexicans as you can into this country and pay them crappy salaries and then blame them for shit they didn't do.

5) Build a wall across the northern part of the country to keep Alaskans out

6) A stimulus package where every American gets a live Ostrich instead of money

7) Make these old Bitches who play Bingo pay some damn taxes on that money. That should bail out Freddy Mac. (I thought he died? wasn't he in the kings of comedy or some other bullshit?)

8) Commission a starving artist to paint a portrait of me, sell it on the Chinese Craig's list take the profits and buy the New York Yankees. Sell the Yankees to the guy who started the Chinese Craig's list. Repeat process until all Baseball teams are owned by the Chinese Craig's list guy.

9) More Banner Ads

10) Use my wonder twin powers. Silver Beard Activate. Form of a giant pile of cash for all white Americans. Shape of Social Security benefits for the wealthy.

That's it people!!

SEXY BEARD OUT

Sexy Beard OUT