I am on my private bus. we just pulled out of Anchorage this morning. I am sure we will not have any trouble getting to Tampa by kickoff. I have had some time to think about this big game and here is what I see happening.
1) Coin toss = Heads! Bet the farm!!
2) The Boss will stink. I am talking music and odor. Look at that guy he looks like a bag of rotten onions. Keep your shirt on Bruce! Now Clarence you can take your shirt off and show us those GIANT JANET JACKSONS YOU GOTS.
3) I think Michelob will make a huge comeback this weekend. Not Mich Lite, or Michelob Ultra none of that pansy crap, I am talking the dark brown bottle and golden tin foil label of the old school Michelob. You heard it here first
4) Mark my words someone will punch Kurt Warners wife right on top of her Billy Idol haircut head. My guess it will be a strung out Ricky Schroder. I guess I didn't have to say strung out you knew that already.
5) The commercials will stink this year. some broad is trying to find a boyfriend or some BS. look lady if you can't get laid by walking around the trailer park in a snugglie and high heels then maybe you're just walking round the wrong trailer park. If you want meet me at any KOA in the southeast and I will give you the beard ride of your life.
6) I will eat way too much Chili
7) The game will end in a tie and Hines Ward will have to challenge Eli and Peyton Manning to an Oreo lick off.
8) Tickets are going for 1,600 hundred a pop. the stadium will look like a Klan rally. (That's a minorities ain't paying that for a ticket joke)
9) A-Rod
10) Me and Burt Young will do our traditional post super bowl karaoke duet of "All the Young Dudes"
SEXY BEARD OUT
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