A-Rod

Let me tell you my thoughts on A-rod. I think A-Rod is a damn good looking guy, sure he could lose a few pounds but I like his ego. He's a winner and he knows he's a winner just like the Kenny. I was very surprised at some of the findings in the A-Rod case because I was under the impression that nobody cared about baseball. I know I could give a hot sexy rat's ass about the game.

I would also like to point out that using steroids doesn't really help or hurt anything. I was taking heavy doses of steroids while I was working on my 1989 mega success "Christmas in America" the record turned out fantastic but I can't credit steroids I have to credit my talent, my beard and and my other beard Linda Ronstadt.

If steroids were such a big deal would Arnie be President of California? I don't think so.

If anyone cared about steroids would rassling be watched by 560 million households every Monday night?

If steroids were such a big to do would anyone shop at Kroger? That's were I get my steroided up chicken.

You can hate A-Rod because he's a Giant prick!! Don't hate A-Rod because he's a Giant Prick Cheater. This country was founded and run into the ground by Giant Prick Cheaters!! Go America!

Sexy Beard Out