I need to set a few things straight! Clay Aiken get a girlfriend and stop ripping off my stage style you washed up pee pee touching song hack. Don't get me started on General Motors... to late I'm started. Years ago I told GM that nobody wants things in general your shit has to be specific and specifically nobody wants a shitty car. I drive a VW Diesel Rabbit, it's made in Germany. You know it's good cause Germans make good things. I think I heard that on TV or read it in the Koran.
North Korea has Nukes big deal America has Daisy Dukes. I don't care how hard Catherine Bach has been ridden that crack smoking babe still does it for me. I will never forget the summer of 83 when me and Daisy Dukes went camping in the Smokies. (Smokies what I used to call Yul Brynner's lungs) Me and Cathy Bach were roasting marsh mellows (marsh mellows is what I used to call Betty White's rumpus) anyway... we were a roasting marsh mellows over a kerosene heater and CB leans into me and whispers in my ear. hrrp a brrrp a beee baw boo. She was pretty drunk at the time so I have no idea what she said. I assume it had something to do with old Kenny giving her the once over in the bug ridden hillsides of TN. We started to go at it. Actually I started to go at it young shorty pants was past out cold. Just as I was about to fire up my face follicles an owl shit on my neck. I had to stop myself cold right there cause everyone knows owl shit is bad luck. Actually I don't think everyone knows that...I think it's in the Mormon book of sacred recipes. Not sure I may twitter it and get back to you.
It feels great to finally get that off my chest. (that's what she said)
Sexy Beard out
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