I get texts, e-mails, tweets, facebook messages, friendster alerts, dial up bulletin board posts and so on and so forth about my way with the ladies. I can't give you all of my secrets and as most of you know my sexy beard isn't a secret but let me see if I can help you out fellas.
Some people call these pick-up lines but I call them a sure fire way to score. Feel free to use these
1) Hey baby want to go Krogering? In my pants?
2) My Dr. said I don't have the kind of AIDs you can catch.
3) Try my product.
4) Do you have a 900 number I could call you on?
5) It's OK if you still live at home, I'm a quite lover.
6) I'll buy you a drink but I will need a co-pay on these ruffies.
7) You, me, a hot tub and a plugged in toaster!
8) Wanna see my Joan Rivers blow up doll?
9) If you ever want to see your family alive again you WILL GO BACK TO MY DOUBLE WIDE!!!
10) Don't you leave till you see me!
sexy beard out
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You're the greatest, Kenny.
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